Yesterday my mom had a work meeting downtown and asked if I wanted to drive her because she knows how much I love it there. So I did and it was kind of a bitch because there was all of this construction and I heard that if cops catch you going more than three blocks, you get a ticket? What the fuck, go fight REAL crime. But we found the hotel and ( Read more... )

OKAY. ALLIE JUST POSTED THIS BUT REPOSTING BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING FOR REAL.

THIS.

A JAPANESE research team says it has created a technology that could eventually display dreams or what people have on their minds on a computer screen ( Read more... )

THE CUTEST THING EVAR JUST HAPPENED. I'm sitting on the couch with Gem and I had gotten a text from miss_fancy so I was opening it and then I was like "OH LOOK, stop_theworld IS CALLING US!" And she was calling to tell us that Minnesota got Obama and to congratulate us! "YOU GUYS GOT OBAMA!!1" It was cute as hell! We love you ( Read more... )

OKAY, SO, FOR THE RECORD? I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS LIST EVER ( Read more... )

I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN. CELINE DION. AND IT'S KILLING ME BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE PHOTOSHOP RIGHT NOW SO I CAN'T PRESENT IT TO YOU PROPERLY, BUT HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS THIS PICTURE?!


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LOL. SO I AM WATCHING BONES FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN MY LIFE, and I texted soonersurrender to tell her I was watching it and flailing at it and THEN I got a text from miss_fancy saying "SO I HEAR YOU'RE WATCHING BONES AND LIKING IT". And it is so LOLy because I neved told Allie and NEWS TRAVELS FAST APPARENTLY AND I'M DYING OF LOL. Ilu guys ( Read more... )

I just got home. You guys. This trip. I got SO much. I saw palm trees. I stepped in the ocean and wrote in the sand. I acted like a complete child. I wore all my cute shoes. I put my hands in Marilyn Monroe's. I met internet friends - Allie, Jennah, Tina, Laura, & Karleigh. I spent so much money, I didn't care about money at all. I just bought ( Read more... )

I have to read and critique twelve 2,000 word memoirs written by the students in my class.

1. I am bored. People pick THE most boring shit to write about. I got the pleasure of reading ONE great one, probably the only one I'll see of the twelve. It was brilliant, and entitled On Physiology (and Habits of the Human Heart). I enjoyed it. This ( Read more... )

angiescully!! My grandma got your postcard! You are the cutest thing ever, she just read it to me over the phone. ♥ And then she was like, "Is she ever coming here? That'd be so fun. CHER (my mom), wouldn't that be fun, to hang out with her cyberfriends?~" And I was like, "WE GET TO SEE ONE IN CALI, WE GET TO SEE ALLIE." And she got SO excited. And I was like ( Read more... )